Penis and Vagina-- Pussy Pump

V: We tried out the penis pump last night.
P: How did it go?
V: It was bigger.. I mean better.. well, bigger and better.
P: I couldn't be happier for you.
V: Didn't you mention another pump?
P: You mean the pussy pump?
V: Right. Is there really such a thing?
P: There most certainly is.
V: Now, what exactly does it do?
P: It'll make your labia swell up.
V: It isn't going to make me look fat, is it?
P: Oh boy..