P: Are you dressing up for Halloween?
V: Of course. Halloween is the most fun holiday of all!
P: I hate to ask what you're dressing up as.
V: Eve.
P: That sounds pretty sexy.
V: Here, I'll show you.
P: V, we have a minor problem here.
V: You don't like how it looks?
P: Adam and Eve wore FIG leaves.
V: Isn't that what I have on?
P: Not exactly. Those are MARIJUANA leaves!
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