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Monday, November 29, 2010

The Letter of the Law

(Word Play)

A gentleman endowed with an unusually long proboscis entered Thelma's market and proceeded to sniff her passion fruit and then began to rub it with his epidermis. Thelma was flattered by the man's interest in her goods so she engaged him in some social intercourse over musk melons. An officer felt the public display of affection (PDA) was inappropriate. The poor gentleman said he just wanted to find something juicy to suck on, but there was no way to avoid the penal code.

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