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Friday, November 12, 2010

Candy Bar Encounter

(Word Play, author unknown)

One Payday, Baby Ruth earned 100 Grand and wanted a Bit-O-Honey so he met York Peppermint Patty and gave her Hershey's Kisses to lure her down to the Powerhouse at 5th Avenue and Clark where he proceeded to feel her Mounds and that was an Almond Joy which definitely made his Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker as he slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit Kat. She screamed, "Oh Henry", and grabbed his mr. Goodbar and Zagnuts. He shot a MilkyWay and Patty exclaimed, "You're better than the 3 Musketeers!"

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