I think maybe I've watched just a few too many Forensic Files. Now I'm normally the last one to figure out who the murderer is in a normal murder mystery movie, but I'd have to say I'm a pro sleuth when it comes to reality murders.
Basically the rule of thumb is that the spouse did it. Even if they have an iron clad alibi, they still did it. They arranged it or hired someone or used voodoo or something. Usually when the spouse is first interviewed they will say how much they loved their significant other and they'll try to squeeze out some tears for dramatic effect.
Then you find out they have another lover. "Oh, but that lover doesn't mean anything to me" they'll say before marrying them a month later. And what about the insurance policy they just took out on their beloved spouse? Isn't it just an amazing coincidence that the policy pays double in cases of accidental drowning and their spouse drown in the bathtub? How about those cases where a guy is asked why he didn't report his wife being missing for many days and he says she just got upset and left. Right, without her children. Oh, and without her purse. Sure buddy.
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