Anyone who knows James Bond knows James Bond girls. They are all super important, hotter than el scorcho taco sauce, and they all fall for 007. Many of them seem to have provocative names to compliment their sexy looks.
I bet Dr. Holly Goodhead sucks one mean blow pop.
Would Fatima Blush if she exposed herself to The Man with the Golden Gun?
I'm sure 007 enjoyed saddling up on Honey Ryder and maybe licking some of her sweet nectar.
Could Jenny Flex manage all the positions in the Kama Sutra?
I bet James performed more than a little lip service on Kissy Suzuki.
You think Mr. Bond and Mary Goodnight had a very, very good night or what?
I'm not sure what James did with Octopussy, surely our hero doesn't have eight...
Needless to say our leading lady from Diamonds are Forever got Plenty O' Toole.
I can assure you our leading man wasn't thinking about cats when he met Pussy Galore.
How long do you think it was before James investigated Sylvia's Trench?
I'm guessing Xenia Zaragevna prefers it when she is Onatopp.
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