Do people actually have to be told that smoking is bad for them? It seems pretty self evident that lighting something on fire and intentionally inhaling the smoke is going to be dangerous. I don't think you need to be a brain surgeon to realize that passing smoke through your longs on a regular basis is an unhealthy practice.
Of course many people aren't so stupid as to waste their time smoking tobacco when they can light up a marijuana filled doobie and get a nice high along with their lung cancer. I think it's funny how many names there are for marijuana. We have pot, hemp, hash, hashish, grass, weed, ganja, bud, joint, roach, reefer, herb, maryjane, dope, 420 and skunk to name a few. What really gets me though is that maybe the most popular name for marijuana is shit. Yes, people call it shit, roll it into a joint, light it up, put it in their mouths and smoke it. Voluntarily none the less. "Hey Mack, how's about we light up this here roach and smoke some shit?" Right on. You might as well kill off those last few brain cells in your puny head.
And what about the language people use to describe the quality of marijuana? Sure, there's "good" weed which is okay I suppose. Then there's "high quality" weed for the discerning pot smokers out there. The next step up would have to be "bad". Yes, you got me. "Bad" is good to the druggie. If you can score some really bad weed you can expect to pay a little extra. Probably the best praise you could give after a toke would be, "Now that has to be the worst shit I ever smoked!"
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