This rooster was hanging out by a pool when he saw a stupid, arrogant cat headed his way. Looking for some fun, the rooster started muttering how no cat had ever out jumped him just loud enough so the passing cat could hear him. The cat stopped, took one look at the rooster's scrawny legs, and challenged him to a jumping contest on the spot. The rooster agreed and both animals dashed to the pool's edge. The cat sprang gracefully through the air and splashed nearly half way across the pool. In the meantime the rooster's puny legs propelled him no more than a foot into the pool. Before hitting the water the rooster hastily flapped and flew over to the other side of the pool without getting a drop of water on him. The cat yelled at the rooster for cheating, but the rooster couldn't stop laughing at his soaked competitor.
The moral of the story: Where there's a wet pussy you'll find a happy cock.
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