Dr. Pedophilo

(by Doctor Dick)

Dr. Pedophilo had been distracted by his wife's call requesting that he pick up several food items before returning home that evening.

He had been busy focusing on the scantily clad pre-pubescent boys in the Pool Section section of Young Boy's Life... and now yet another distraction from his receptionist saying his Eleven-o-clock had arrived.  No sooner had she said it than the fat sweating client was settling onto the couch.  Don't sweat on my couch yelled the psych doc in his mind and then went back to trying to remember what his wife had said to get...

"I tell you Doc this girl who lives in the apartment next to me is driving me fucking crazy!  I just want to tear her clothes off and rape the fucking shit outa her!"

Bread, eggs... milk, cheese...

"Doc, she got nipples on her titties as big as a thumb. And Doc... her ass!  Just looking at her ass would make a dead man cum... and her mouth... Doc... she looks like she has a second vagina right on her face..."

Was that two dozen eggs or just one...?

"I tell you Doc... someday... someday...  I'm just gonna go over their and fuck her so hard and so fast up the ass that my cum shoots right outa her mouth..."

Uh... what was that thing about the 'mouth'?

"Shoot cum outa it... you know... from fuckin' her up the ass...?"

And whose ass is this?

"My neighbor's... God... Doc... haven't you been listening?!"

Well, you do know that's a medical impossibility... ejaculating through a mouth during anal sex.

"Yeah... Doc... it's a metaphor."

I'm glad you said that so you will understand that the neighbor you want to fuck in the ass is symbolically-- metaphorically speaking-- your mother.

"What!"

That's right.. I want you to go back to work... and think about that and also consider very carefully where that sperm will land when it's ejaculated from your "Mom's" mouth.  It's very important for you to know the place where it will land.  Now I think we've achieved a very important therapeutic milestone today.  I'll see you next week at the same time.